To add insult to (literal) injury, you're also frequently overruled when the kids go ask Mom instead ... hot-dog-on-a-stick-covered-in-nacho-cheese-sauce jokes as often as you'd like, regardless ...

If you’ve ever been caught off guard by the hilariously cute things kids say by mistake ... Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese. 65. Daddy draws doors. 66.