But even if they just play for fun ... worth more points the smaller they get. For the darts, stick strips of self- adhesive Velcro all the way round the middle of some ping-pong balls.

To play darts well, you cannot be impatient or easily ... for me to learn how to control my anger when things don’t go my way.” His wife Cheryl Tan, who picked up the sport through him ...

But he then turned to Humphries and said: “You’ve lost your ability to play darts.” Humphries continued to throw single figures, prompting Neville to say: “That’s a f***ing worry ...