Celine Dion’s heart will always go ... Tuesday with a special message for Clarkson, who performed a cover of Dion’s famed ...

“I know you know the words because, let’s face it, you’re all gay,” says Celine Dion, her mic thrown towards the audience, one great throng of Titanic stans who’ve been waiting all night ...

At a museum of Titanic artefacts, the visitors are stunned and delighted that Céline Dion has appeared to reveal her version of events. It turns out that she was on board that fateful maiden ...

and this archly camp spoof of James Cameron’s 1997 blockbuster Titanic, repeatedly interrupted by the songs and the presence of an air-punching, faux-modest Celine Dion, might be the show to do it.