In a video shared by Augie's owner Gene Epstein, Augie confidently trots up to the elevator in his house, rides it downstairs, and heads straight for the massage table. Once there, his owner gives him ...
"Imagine hating me and I’m just standing like a flamingo in my kitchen having a little snacky-snack" — @emily_tweets ...
13.And I am just dead enough inside to find this hilarious. 14.I'm disappointed in my friends for not getting me this for my 25th birthday. 15.This coworker is definitely a keeper. 16.Listen, I'm a ...