Under "The Rule of Jenny Pen," the answer isn't as simple as having unprotected sex or getting a visit from the stork. No, ...

On the new music front, it’s also a very busy week. I highlight 11 new albums below, and Bill tackles more in Indie Basement, including Edwyn Collins, Throwing Muses, Bambara, Étienne de Crécy (ft.

Paris Hilton has had the last laugh, becoming a phenomenally successful businesswoman and pop star. Read more on Grazia.

I don't know about you, but the world feels extra weird lately. And if you really needed any proof of that, look no further ...