Here are my jokes for this quarter! Let’s start with one liners. My boss is so mean that when he cut up an onion, the onion ...
Pamela Bach, an actor and the ex-wife of “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff, has died at 62. Also known as Pamela Hasselhoff, ...
Prepare yourself for "a staggering monolith of melody and malady, volume and velocity" from new alt. rock supergroup ...
The man says: “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?’” “But why?” asks the woman. The man replies: “I’m a divorce lawyer.” ...
A husband surprised his wife with an Arkansas lottery ticket on Valentine’s Day, but the woman was instantly skeptical when she scratched off the ticket. “You’d better look at this,” the woman told ...
Legendary baseball announcer Joe Buck is returning to the MLB broadcast booth temporarily to call the Opening Day contest between the New York Yankees and the Milwaukee Brewers—and he has a ...
It’s Presidents’ Day and we’re heading to ‘Old Joke Theater’ with President Lincoln and the gang. Love the WGN Morning News? We love you, too. And you can have all the hijinks delivered ...
The Trump administration posted an anti-immigration Valentine’s Day message to mark the holiday on its official White House social media pages on Friday, making light of President Donald Trump ...
Celebrities. Drake and Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl show: It's like if LeBron James lost the NBA finals And on the image, she makes a joke about being single: "My Valentine's Day playlist ...