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Microsoft quietly issued an apology for mistakenly claiming that it had fixed a critical Windows Firewall error caused by its own code, but users can still safely ignore it anyway.

The meme is an annoyed woman saying, "Right in front of my salad?" It's really a great response to anything that you find troubling, upsetting, or downright irritating.